Merry Christmas...and have some holiday gooniness picked from Twitter

I would like to thank all the Jews out there for putting up with our awkward half-assed attempts to make you feel included this time of year

— David, Nog Scientist (@Vodstok) December 25, 2013

Come from the land of ice and snow, Where my elves make toys, And I say "Ho Ho Ho!" -Santa Zeppelin Claus

— WhirledRecord (@WhirledRecord) December 24, 2013

I had this great idea about mittens for feet, but then I realized that’s just socks.

— Yule Plait (@BadAstronomer) December 25, 2013

You've Incurred the Wrath of Cthulhu, Charlie Brown.

— JRehling (@JRehling) December 25, 2013

Tonight we commemorate the miraculous victory of the Maccabees over the forces of General Tso.

— Jeffrey Goldberg (@JeffreyGoldberg) December 25, 2013

If you're an atheist, this agnostic says merry Christmas and shut the fuck up, please, if you want to say anything but "you too"

— David, Nog Scientist (@Vodstok) December 25, 2013

It's pronounced Christmas jift, actually.

— Luke O'Neil (@lukeoneil47) December 24, 2013

If Christmas caroling is OK, there should be a night when Black Sabbath fans can go door-to-door singing Iron Man and Crazy Train.

— WhirledRecord (@WhirledRecord) December 25, 2013

"Hey, myrrh isn't cheap! I'd just expect a little more appreciation from people living in a stable."

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) December 25, 2013